You’re walking alone in the forest because the evil queen has really got it in for you—so you pretty much just took off from the castle. She’s got this snarky mirror that’s been giving her a hard time just because you—the fairest of them all—are a lot better looking than her. Like that’s your fault.
Anyway, you’re in the forest when you see seven small shapes approaching through the underbrush. Are they friendly? Will they help you? You look closely as they come into view and realize that yes, they are … seven velociraptors.
Ok, no help there and they start moving on you pretty quick. So you’re running, trying to keep the electric fences on and dodging T-Rex’s and that one dinosaur that spit the poison on the guy from Seinfeld. It’s pretty hectic and all you can think of is it would be great to find some help, like say a big guy with an axe.
So around the bend you go and there he is … a giant white whale named after that bald guy who plays all the electronic music (or is it the other way around?).
Anyway, now there’s guys in boats with harpoons, dwarves, brachiosaurs, and a bunch of bad apples. It’s mayhem.
There’s only one thing it can all mean—bonus spins and jackpots.
Think about it. Instant coffee, instant ramen noodles, instant messaging, instant downloads, instant chemistry (between two people), instant gratification…
And for slots players, instant bonuses.
From November 14 to November 16, slot players at Borgata Hotel Casino & Spa will receive instant bonuses of guaranteed slots dollars through their My Borgata Card. Each player is eligible for up to 10 wins.
Why? Hey, we’re all busy. And while BONUS SLOT DOLLARS® are great anytime, things are always better when they are instant.
So here’s a little Q&A on how the Borgata Instant Bonus works. Meanwhile, we have to go. Our noodles are ready.
We’re thrilled to introduce Pixies of the Forest, a new, magical 99-payline (yes, 99!) online slot game from IGT that’s a lot of fun to play. It’s even more rewarding with free bonus cash for our Facebook friends. More on that in a sec.
In Pixies of the Forest, there are loads of rewarding symbols that lead to big payouts but our favorite part is definitely the Tumbling Reels™ feature. With Tumbling Reels, all winning symbol combos disappear from the reel window which makes room for new symbols to drop down from above. It’s huge and it could lead to way more rewards than you’d expect.
That’s just the start. This 99-payline game also has something called Connected Lines™. It offers you 3 for 1 betting, so you can play all 99 Connected Lines for just 33 coins.
Now on the surface that seems like a pretty standard publicist’s type of thing to say about a singer who had his first No. 1 hit, “Because of You,” in 1951 and saw his most beloved song, “I Left My Heart in San Francisco,” released in 1962.
That’s right. His No. 1 album Cheek to Cheek, featuring classic duets with the very modern Lady Gaga—you may have seen Bennett’s and Gaga’s recent live televised concert special on PBS—is being hailed by critics for introducing jazz to a new generation.
On the charts at No. 1 in 1951. On the charts at No. 1 in 2014.
Tony Bennett, at 88, is still new.
His secret? He stays true to himself and sings the standards of American music that can touch any generation. And since his revival with young audiences in the 1990s (Anyone remember Tony at the “MTV Video Music Awards” at the height of the grunge era?) he’s sung them with a litany of great artists, old and new, from Christina Aguilera to Willy Nelson to Amy Winehouse to Billy Joel and so many more.
That’s 44 poker events split between the main event and qualifiers schedule. It’s all counting down to the $1 million guaranteed, $2,500 + $200 Championship Fall Open Championship Event November 16 – 20.
One of the best ways into the Fall Championship is to win your way in through Borgata’s online drawing, which you can enter here through November 12.
But there’s another way to win a seat at the Fall Championship—thanks to BorgataPoker.com.
BorgataPoker.com has just announced a series of online qualifiers from November 7-14 for the Borgata Fall Poker Open Championship. Three qualifiers are offered in Step 1 of the tournaments to win a seat to the November 14 online qualifier which will award a minimum of three $2,700 entries into the Borgata Fall Poker Open Championship event.
BorgataPoker.com is also offering a free way into the Step 1 qualifiers ($30 buy-in) for new online players. There’s never been a better time to combine live play in the Borgata Poker Room with online play at BorgataPoker.com.
Just because you hit one slots jackpot, that’s no reason you can’t hit another–on the same day. Check out what happened to Amy from Somerville on the list of online gaming winners for October 27 – November 2.
– On October 27, John from Turnersville, New Jersey, made a $3 bet playing the Double Diamond slots game and won $3,000.
– On October 28, Amy from Somerville, New Jersey, hit a $5,270 jackpot playing the Siberian Storm slots game and followed it up the same day with a $15,600 big win playing Loot’EnKhamun.
– On November 2, Jack from Edgewater, New Jersey, finished first in the Sunday $50,000 Guaranteed Poker Tournament and took home $10,014.
One jackpot is nice, but two is really nice. For Amy, that’s better than $20K of nice.
Meanwhile DJ MakJ (aka. Mackenzie Johnson) has taken his art of partying around the world. His creativity and diversity have gained him the praise of an army of performers for his originals, edits, bootlegs and remixes.
So imagine when the two ever come together. You know, DJ MakJ playing at mur.mur Mondays.
It’s happening November 10.
All of Borgata’s DJs know how to keep a party going, but there’s no question that MakJ brings a fascinating background with him. At 15 he was a race car driver in China. At 17, he was in the U.S. spinning.
Now he’s a successful producer and radio host. And per his website, 2014 Has already seen MAKJ release “Let’s Get F*cked Up,” a huge collab on Ultra with megastar MC Lil Jon, as well as “DERP,” a collaboration with his good friends Bassjackers.
If you’ve played at BorgataCasino.com on your PC or Mac, you’re probably already familiar with these great online slots games. If not, here’s a recap of what’s in store.
Monopoly Dream Life
You can now play Monopoly on a screen that’s about the size of Monopoly money. Monopoly Dream Life, which launched on BorgataCasino.com for Macs and PCs back in August, is now available to play on your iPhone, iPad, or Android device. With 20 paylines, there isn’t too much clutter, so the game is perfect for the small screen. But don’t let screen size fool you. Monopoly Dream Life is packed with big rewards.
Wanda Sykes plays Borgata’s Music Box November 7 & 8. So here’s a quick Wanda Sykes quiz.
Which of these three quotes come from Sykes?
“I can hear my mother now: ‘What? Oh, you gonna get a divorce? It’s just that easy, huh? Things get hard, things get rough – you just want to throw in the towel, just like that. Let me tell you something, that’s a bunch of bull. Let me tell you something – your father and I had a shootout, OK? He took one in the arm – Harry, show her where I shot you – now, see that’s love right there. You gotta learn how to work these things out. He was wrong, I shot him – you move on.”
“I don’t understand this whole Elvis thing. There are dead people in my family that we miss and love dearly, but shoot, we don’t dress up like them and do impressions. I’ll show up at the family reunion in a dirty t-shirt and a bald cap – ‘Look, everybody, I’m Uncle Earl.’”
“I love doing stand-up, because it gives me the freedom to say what I really want to say. I think that’s why it’s my favorite thing to do.”
The answer? All three.
Wanda Sykes has carved out an impressive TV career with stints on “The Chris Rock Show,” “The New Adventures of Old Christine,” “Curb your Enthusiasm,” her own late night talk show and a bunch of HBO comedy specials. And that’s not even mentioning films like “Bruce Almighty” and “Monster in Law.” She’s a writer, actor and producer.
Five times a year the Borgata Poker Room gives itself over to a major poker event, some of the best poker action on the East Coast. That’s four seasonal poker tournament events and the Borgata Poker Open in September.
The Fall Open begins with a $1 Million Guaranteed, $500 + $60, Deepstack No Limit Hold’em tournament from November 4-6. Opening events tend to draw huge crowds at Borgata Open’s—September’s Borgata Poker Open drew 4,158 entries for its first event.
There are four opening sessions for Event 1 from November 4 to 5 with a morning session and evening session each day. On-Site registration for Event 1 continues today until Midnight Tuesday, November 4th through Level 9 of the event.
On-site registration is then open daily throughout the Open for all events.
Players start with 25K in chips with 30 minute levels through level 18.
Eight main event tournaments carry prize-pool guarantees to the tune of $2.475 million. Along with Event 1, the Borgata Fall Poker Open Championship carries a $1 million Guarantee for the $2,500 + $200 No Limit Hold’em championship event November 16-20.